Fwooper
Fwooper song set to "Thank you for the music" by Abba ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-JW-LErcCw <-- instrumental version on Youtube in case this helps? The song is only 2 verses + choruses long in our version >> The lyrics do fit, promise, I was careful with the syllables, just takes a bit of practice (butIdunsingsoyeahuseyourimagination?lol>>)

Verse
We're truly sorry for interrupting this soooong,
But we had wondered if you might let us tag along?
We became addicted on hearing your voice,
Seeing your sparkly presence - hell we had no choice!
(All this rhyming's so hard!! >.<)
What's your name - don't suppose it's Bernard?

Chorus
Oh we say, thank you for your music and shiiiny feathers
Pink and lime green (not like badgers!)
Yellow too, and orange
(Fantastic Beast's fails us here )
Oh pretty ooooone
Please take these gifts of some bread and some ruuum!
Oh yes, we truly love your music
Much more than red oniooooons~

Verse
As we were saying - your song it drives us 'round the bend,
And as you can see insanity is our dearest friend.
While we've often wondered if we're too extreme
You're famously cute and it's our greatest dream
Just to be more like you!
We're your loyalest fans through and throuugh...

Chorus
So we say thank you for your time and the songs you're singing -
To your every word we're clinging.
Fwooper, fwooper dearest
Please sing us your song once more.
Oh dear! Oh no!
Suppose we ought to go with that duo -
Oh yes we truly love your music
But back to camp we goooo~

*run off after Kyrie and Sil*

Yes, technically there's a TEENY bit more of the song than that, but by said point the fwooper was looking a little starry-eyed - glazed over expression and all. Oh and it was trying to eat its own foot and climb a tree. 'Tis possible our musical abilities are even more dangerous than the fwoopers. I think you'll be safe enough now >>

Erumpent

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Runespoor

Planner:
And then we can just hop on a ferry from Seattle, then it's just a little hitch hiking into the actual city.

Dreamer:
[Cuddling up to the Edward Cullen cut out, the dreaming head of course has a dreamy look on her face.]

Edward Cullen here we come!!
I'll be seeing you soon.

Critic:
That's just stupid. Everyone knows you have to go through La Push, where the wolves are and vampires like Ednerd are NOT ALLOWED, to even get to Forks. Where the stinky vamps are.

Planner:
[Opening her mouth to disagree, she quickly gets interrupted.]

Critic:
[Instead of allowing the Planner to disagree with her, she simply begins blowing her vuvuzela once again for the hundredth time that day.]

Planner:
Why can't you ever just be civilized?! I'm trying to get this trip going! Every time someone disagrees with you it's...

Critic:
[Ignoring the Planner, she simply plays the vuvuzela louder.]

Dreamer:
[Completely ignoring the other two heads beside her who are arguing, she simply cuddles up with the cut out of Edward Cullen, having a full on conversation with the cut-out of her favorite vampire.]

And we can do whatever you want because you know, being a vampire you don't need sleep.
So we can go hunt for your deer. Or we can even go visit Bella. Even though she totally doesn't really deserve you.

Planner:
You are NOT talking to the cut out...again. If we can get this planning done, you'll actually be near Edward Cullen. You won't need the cut out!!

Dreamer:
It's a link to Edward! I know he can hear me!!

Critic:
[Stopping her playing of the vuvuzela for just a moment, she raises a brow as her attention has been caught by Dreamer.]
You did not just...

Planner:
[Sighing softly, Planner decides it is best just to ignore Dreamer for now. She instead goes back to planning their upcoming trip to Forks, Washington.]
Anyway. Critic, you know your part. You're supposed to be --

Critic:
[Begins blowing the vuvuzela once more.]

Planner:
[Clearly annoyed, she begins to yell over the Critics playing.]
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FINDING OUT WHEN THE FIRST FERRY LEAVES SEATTLE FOR FORKS.

Dreamer:
You know, Edward could just come pick us up.

Planner:
[Stops planning for a moment and nods]
Hey. That's true. I wonder if we could get ahold of him.

Critic:
I still think this is just stupid. We should just skip Forks period. I want to go see Jacob.
Jacob is so much better than Edward. You two are just fooling yourselves. You just need to admit already.

[Critic begins to hiss and then picks up the vuvuzela and plays louder and even more obnoxiously.]

Planner:
Oh god there he goes again.

[Frustrated, she begins yelling at the Critic.]

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST DO WHAT WE'RE ASKING YOU TO!!!

[Looking around, she notices a book on the ground. 'The Guidebook to African Flora and Fauna'. Inside in script like writing, it is written 'Property of Maya Winters. If found PLEASE return. Or we'll die in Africa. O.O'

Picking it up with her mouth, she throws it at the Critics head as hard as she can.]

Critic:
[Glancing up just in time, she manages to duck the book as it whizzes past her head. Picking up a can of bug spray that seemed to be rolling towards her, she sprays Planner in the eyes.]

Because it's stupid. And wrong. You should just admit it.

Planner:
[Hissing in pain, she begins muttering to herself things that ought not to be heard by innocent ears.]

You stupid...

Dreamer:
[Having been lost in her own world, she stops singing to Edward quite suddenly as she remembers something.]

Oh. I just remembered.

Planner & Critic:
[Stopping the fighting that had been going on between them around Dreamer, they both turn their attention to Dreamer, mildly distracted.]

What?

Dreamer:
We missed the anger management meeting this morning.

Critic:
[Choosing to ignore what Dreamer had said, she blows the vuvuzela obnoxiously in Planners face again.]

WRONNNNNNNNGGGG.

[She begins to sing rather loudly, sounding almost worse than the vuvuzela.]

Jacob is the king. Jacob can pwn Edward any day.
In every way.
Everyone knows this.

Planner:
[Finally beginning to lose her calm demeaner, she lets out an earsplitting scream.]

AHMAHGOD!!!!

[b]Critic:
[Suddenly she gets a mischevious look, drops the vuvuzela and rips the cut out from Dreamers grasp, tearing it into many pieces.]

See? I told you he's a wimp.

Dreamer:
[Looking stunned, she appears to be on the verge of tears.]

I'LL KILL YOU!!!!

[Picking up a bucket that seemed to roll to her side at that moment, Dreamer then shoves it over the Critic's head while the Planner manages to find some Spell-o-tape nearby and tape the bucket down over the Critic's head.]

Planner:
We have to think of something else, that's not going to hold for long.

Dreamer:
[With a wild look in her eyes, her gaze goes from her destroyed connection to Edward Cullen she picks up the spade that had been thrown with the bucket and begins to attack Critic while Planner sits back with an amused look on her face.]

*minutes later*

Dreamer:
[Spits the spade out and stares in victory at the destroyed Critic on the ground.]

Planner:
At least now it's quiet. No more vuvuzela playing thank the gods. Though with the loss of our friend Critic, it will be up to you to find out when the Ferry to Forks leaves. We've got to get going soon.

Dreamer:
[Nods as she begins crying over the cut out.][i]

Planner:
Oh do get over it....

Dreamer:
[i][With red eyes, she glares at the remaining head with the wild look in her eyes still.]

Can I at least mourn first!!!!!!

Planner:
Ugh, maybe we should just flag down the Doctor, grab a ride in the T.A.R.D.I.S with him and Amy - maybe take an inflatable raft for the swimming pool. You know? And he could just drop us off, right there in Forks.

Dreamer:
[The Doctor's name briefly brings her out of her teary spell.]

Mmmmm....Doctor. 11 is sooo awesome, and Pond is FIERCE.

[After a moment of brief daydreaming an idea strikes her.]

Oh - he could drop us off BEFORE Bella! OMG.

[Sadly this reminds her of the cut-out and the moping resumes.]

Planner:
[By now, she is completely ignoring Dreamer and making a list of what to buy while in Forks.]
Lets see. We can get some 'Welcome to Forks' postcards. Those will come in handy.
Oh! I know!!!!
We'll need a bag to carry all of our souvenirs and stuff in. So we could totally get this bag with all these cool pockets with the Cullen crest on them and everything.


*off in the distance*


Elena:
[Standing off to the side with Omnoculars in her hand beside Maya, she has an extremely entertained look on her face.]
I wonder what else we could give them to bicker about.

Maya:
Well. The fights over. The two ganged up on the third remember?

Elena:
Oh yeah. Well. Maybe we can get the other two to fight somehow.

[Laughing, she lowers the omnioculars and looks at her team mate.]

Can you believe they actually think that all that 'oh my god look at me I'm a sparkly uber indestructible vampire' crap is real?

Maya:
I know! But at least they know the Doctor's real.

[A cheese grin appears on her face as she looks at Elena.]

Elena:
[Rolls her eyes and looks back into the omnoculars to watch the whole event over and over again.]
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**End**

Points:

Erumpent: 100
Runespoor: 100
Fwooper: 100
Total: 300