So, the Jolly Watalii has gotten lost. AGAIN. They came upon a Runespoor and decided to ask it for directions
Ryan: Excuse me? Do any of you happen to know how to get to this lodge? We kinda got lost…
Head 2: *looking up* Hmmm….what does it look like?
Head 1: Who are you talking to, #2?
Head 2: These travelers! They seem to be lost and need help finding their lodge.
Head 3: Company? But it’s not lunch time yet. That’s not for another 7 and a half minutes.
Roxi: Hello? Can you help us please?? Jerry’s getting kind of anxious to get back to camp…
*Jerry stalks out of the trees looking very ferocious*
Head 1: Jerry? Who’s… OH MY GOSH WHY IS THERE A JAGAUR HERE?!?
Head 3: Jaguar, where?!?
*all 3 heads scream and smash into each other*
Ryan: Oh he’s harmless
Celia, Roxi, Gert: Ryan, stop talking…
Ryan: Just give him some water and he’s happy as a clam!
*Ryan pours some water for Jerry who drinks it and then lays down for a nap*
Celia, Roxi, Gert: RYAN!
Head 3: Oh look! He’s not scary at all! And now it’s only 6 minutes and 35 seconds… *murmurs to himself*
Head 2: Well these two idiots won’t be able to help you at all. #3 thinks with his stomach and #1…well I’m still not sure if #1 even thinks.
Head 1: HEY! (waits a moment) I’m not sure if I should be insulted by that or not….(ponders to himself)
Head 3: 6 minutes and 27 seconds, 6 minutes 26 seconds, 6 minutes 25 seconds.
Head 1: TWO THOUSAND AND FOURTY-SIX BILLION MILLION!!!!
Head 3: Idiot you ruined my count-down! (stares off in deep thought to find the time again)
Head 2: Ignore these two. They have never gotten along. Now that lodge of yours. Does it have other children around your age?
Ryan: Oh sure! There’s even older ones too!
Celia, Roxi, Gert: RYAN GRANGER SHUT YOUR MOUTH RIGHT NOW!!!
Head 2: Oh please don’t be mean to him…He’s only trying to help you find your way back. *evil grin* Now can you think of any landmarks around it?
Ryan: There’s a fountain out front of it!
Head 2: Excellent. Anythi….
Ryan: Wait maybe it’s a statue, or it could be a tree. (spots a butterfly and wanders off after it)
Head 2: WAIT!! Where are you going!? (turns towards Celia, Roxi, and Gert) Well I can still help you get back to this lodge of yours.
Roxi: No thanks I think we can find our way back…
Head 2: Don’t be ridiculous… Children of your age should not be out here wandering alone. (slithers towards the three remaining Watalii members)
Gert: Don’t come any closer…
*Head 2 continues to get closer to the girls and begins to lunge when Celia snaps a photo of the creatures. The flash stuns the beast just long enough to get out of the way of its falling head.*
Celia: I’ve always wanted a picture of a Runespoor. (In a sarcastic manner)
Head 3: Oh! 7,6,5,4,3,2….
*POW!!!!! Roxi shoots the bottle of maple syrup into Head 3’s open mouth. The head falls onto the ground from sugar overload.*
Head 1: Wait why are you here again?
*Roxi, Celia, and Gert spray nundu repellent, and air fresheners at head 1*
Head 1: Ouch that sorta hurt.
Roxi: Maybe this will hurt more *she drops her grand piano on the Runespoor*
*The remaining head flips the piano over like nothing had happened*
Celia: (Reading from the survival guide) Did you know there are…… *BAM!*
*Ryan comes out of no where behind the Runespoor and clubs it on the head with his shotgun.*
Ryan: WHERE’S THE MAPLE SYRUP!?! IT’S WAFFLE DAY AT THE LODGE!!!
Gert: We can’t find the lodge, remember. We’re lost.
Roxi: No we aren’t. I just remembered – we have a GPS!!
Gert: Oh yea! Ryan why didn’t you think of that?
Ryan: Hehe, oops! Well I thought it would be fun to talk to a Runespoor. Guess not! Now, WHERE’S THE MAPLE SYRUP?!?!? I WANT WAFFLES!!!
Celia: Oh, well sorry to tell you Ryan but we sorta used the maple syrup to stop the Runespoor from eating us.
*Ryan becomes fuming mad*
Ryan: YOU USED ALL OF THE MAPLE SYRUP SO THERE’S NONE LEFT FOR WAFFLE DAY!?!
Well the one thing that the Jolly Watalii learned was that the only thing worse than meeting a hungry Runespoor in Africa was Ryan without maple syrup for Waffle day.
